Friday, October 12, 2007

Gore wins! Again!

If only he'd been our president. Oh, wait! He was!

Give it up for Al Gore, winner of the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize! Congratulations, Al. You da man. An Oscar, an Emmy, and one of the world's most prestigious honors in one year. I'm pretty sure that's a first. We salute you from our new energy-efficient house.

Of course this news gives Rick a fat injection of hope. He wants Gore in the race. For months he's been combing Google news alerts for some sign that Gore might step into the fray. Now he's ecstatic. Al, if you run, Rick will personally stash Ralph Nader in the trunk of a car until November 5, 2008. Promise.

Remember when Bush won the the Nobel Peace Prize? Ahahahah. Hahaha.

Al better keep his prize in a guarded safe deposit box or they'll steal that too.

2 comments:

Marjorie said...

he's going to keep it in a LOCK BOX. (remember? http://snltranscripts.jt.org/00/00adebate.phtml)

so...YOU HAVE A HOUSE?????

Julie Polito said...

Oh my god! The lock box! I had totally forgotten about that.

Don't you get a free lock box when you invent the Internets?