Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Pulverizing the hand that feeds you

Am I the only one out there who is irrationally afraid that when I stick my hand down a garbage disposal that's in off-mode, it's going to suddenly turn itself on, Amityville-style, and grind my hand into dog scraps?

I am? Okay, never mind then.

3 comments:

Sobriquet said...

That seems like a rational fear to me...

Marjorie said...

you are NOT! do you remember that scene in Firestarter where the guy, in a post-hypnotic state, puts on women's lingerie and sticks his hand down the disposal? And turns it on and just watches? IT COULD HAPPEN.

Anonymous said...

me too me too me too oh god me too.