Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Pulverizing the hand that feeds you

Am I the only one out there who is irrationally afraid that when I stick my hand down a garbage disposal that's in off-mode, it's going to suddenly turn itself on, Amityville-style, and grind my hand into dog scraps?

I am? Okay, never mind then.

3 comments:

Sobriquet said...

That seems like a rational fear to me...

marjorie said...

you are NOT! do you remember that scene in Firestarter where the guy, in a post-hypnotic state, puts on women's lingerie and sticks his hand down the disposal? And turns it on and just watches? IT COULD HAPPEN.

Maggie K said...

me too me too me too oh god me too.