The Perfect Gift For Mom

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If Mom is tired of the same old kitchen gadgets and printed scarves year after year, head on over to ZombiePortraits.com, where you can get--what else?--a picture of your favorite loved one as a brain-eating zombie! Just send a headshot and let the magic happen. Give doting grandparents pictures of your undead offspring! You can even damn the dog!

Sadly, ZombiePortraits.com doesn't guarantee Christmas delivery at this time. Shucks.