Thank you, Cindy, for keeping this blog alive.I have been blogging for, oh, two years now. Oh wait, NEARLY FOUR? Holy crap. I don't check in as much as I used to, admittedly, to the disappointment of my VERY large fan club (hi mom). In that two (er, four) years, I've managed to write about a lot of stuff. I blog about my kids. About the weird shit I see from day to day. If you read this, you've been through my ups and downs, fights, life changes, kid trouble, knee trouble, and lots of talk about poop. I occasionally write about current events, most recently about our President. I have thoughts. Deep thoughts.
So when I check my analytics, what is the most common entry page for my blog? What are the keywords that bring people here every week?
Four words.
Cindy Crawford. Stretch marks.
Yes! It's true! Ages ago I wrote a blog post about my outrage at bitchy bitches snarking about Cindy Crawford's poor stretched out tummy, something that even we hottest babes have to deal with after popping out a few babes of our own. Little did I know that would be the post that brings 99 percent of the eyeballs that feast on this blog. It gets searched on EVERY. DAY. (in fact, I just went there myself! DAMMIT, tricked again.) Seriously. Of all the things I have poured out to you people, you just gotta have my opinion on supermodel stretch marks.
So tell me--I have to know. Why? Are you perverts? Stomach fetishists? Are you just dying to know who gets stretch marks? Are you Cindy Crawford? WHAT? I just don't get it.
Maybe someone can enlighten me. In the meantime, please realize this whole post is just an elaborate ploy to get my hit count up. Thank you for obliging. If there's anything else I can write about Cindy Crawford and her abdomen, just let me know.
2 comments:
On my even quieter Rocktober.com blog, the thing that still draws the most eyeballs is a summary as to why barely-even-one-hit-wonder 3LW broke up (for the record: one member left after a food fight brought inter-group tensions to ahead and it was later alleged that she would not sleep with one of Nelly's possein order to secure a spot on a tour)
we look to a supermodels scarred belly as a way to feel better about ourselves. your blog is helping america address negative body image stereotypes! thanks for that. Stretch marks, the great universal leveler.
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